A dog with a broken leg – Part 5
September 7, 2011
Tell me something Darkness. How many banks have you robbed in virtual?
Sixteen.
Never ever been caught by the Brotherhood Gestapo?
Never. I want you to understand this. I am the best there is Eunice. There will never ever be another one in the Strangelands who takes as much pride and care in the gentle craft of relieving heavy weights from those who are unduly burdened.
When did you first realize that you had criminal tendencies?
Just around the time when I figured out how to get coins out from my piggy bank without breaking them.
OK. I am thoroughly convinced. I’ve do it. But I have one last condition.
Shoot.
I need to music. But not just any music. I say, It jolly well has to be three parts De Profundis and one part Gershwin and the rest Rachmaninoff. And another thing, I want them to blend perfectly – shaken Mr bank robber, mind you not stirred. Do tell if you brought your famous violin with you?
I never leave home without my favourite plank.
Wonderful! Do play something Mr Bank Robber. Please.
If you like Eunice.
Suriman Tales – The Brotherhood Press 2011
