Why it MAY be perfectly natural under certain CONDITIONS for a man to force a woman to suck his cock!

Of late, I have received enough mail to sink a battleship concerning this case involving a confused woman who claims to have been forced to give a blow job. I kid u all not. What is my take on all this? I will cum directly to the point. However before I begin, I feel it’s important to insert a caveat here (trust me this will be my only non body part insertion for this essay to avoid any misunderstanding with you, the perceptive reader) – as I am fully aware that what I am about to share with all of you may cum as a great revelation in more ways than I can possibly elaborate – for those who initiated, this hardly requires any further elaboration. For those who still consider this a great mystery, please find somewhere soft and comfortable and get your smelling salts ready, but really, it is very simple to understand this from ANY man’s vantage.

You see my friends, under certain CONDITIONS, it is perfectly NATURAL for a man to grab a woman forcibly and force her to suck his cock.  Under certain CONDITION between two consenting adults, it is even possible for the woman to give the man a five chili blow job and even enjoy that sort of “rough” treatment. Under certain CONDITIONS, it is even perfectly NATURAL for a man to rip a woman’s clothes off, pull aside her underwear and even give her a hammering of a lifetime – this could be done on a kitchen table top, car bonnet or even on the landing of a stairways (so I have been informed) and providing those CONDITIONS exist where both parties are predisposed to those sort of engagements and sufficiently motivated – that sort of physical exchange between a man and a woman, may even be a perfectly natural and normal course of lovemaking.

Millions of couples do this. They do it everyday. They do it everywhere in their cars, office, behind a bush, in the living room and especially in hotel 81. Those who claim ignorance or innocence or believe that I am trying to outrage their sense and sensibilities may currently be experiencing dizzy spells along with the motivation to write me another death threat. Only understand this! These people are undoubtedly the same people who probably have simply not explored the full range of either their plumbing or worse still believe that this is somehow evidence that somehow points to coercion or some modern day version of sex slavery.

My friends, the facts of life that I have just shared ; I do not expect the judge or even any of the lawyers or for that matter even the vast majority of Singaporeans to understand. As they are all probably still stuck in the introductory Chapter of the Kamasutra – where only the missionary position is mentioned. I suspect this may well be the only chapter that they have familiarized themselves with and beyond that, it is really something beyond their mental and physical range to understand further. This I fully understand. Hence just as some people do not see the advantage of a tailor made suit – and are perfectly at ease with buying clothes off the shelf. That is fine. But one should never ever presume that all men or for that matter women are entirely satisfied with buying their clothes off the shelf – some men and women know a thing for what it is and they simply like it that way – I do not expect the prudish, coy and the erudite ladies of the Siglap to understand this nuanced version of lovemaking either –  as though we may all disagree on so many things – one thing is patently clear to all of us who are regular readers of the Brotherhood press, they are all probably virgins and have probably only experience sex through a hand held battery operated toy. That simply means their range of understanding concerning the politics of sex is really like a spinster talking about womanhood.

So tell me, are you going to listen to them or me?

There are of course certain unfathomable mysteries that goes along with this physical transaction that I have just mentioned, where under the right CONDITIONS,  it is NOT only possible for a woman to suck a man’s cock and even enjoy it – but my feel is this is where I should draw the line and stop all further attempts at elaboration for fear that this may lead me to show off my ESP skills. As it is really none of my business to intrude into the sexual lives of others. Besides through the years I have found this to be a very dangerous preoccupation – as one can easily confuse the sex life’s of others with one’s own – suffice to say though it is not clear to me whether the grabber has actually forced the grabbee against her will – what cannot denied is under certain CONDITIONS – it is possible for the grabbee to even be the grabber. As we can all see the relationship between the grabber and grabbee is hardly cut and dried. Shall we say, there is plenty of room for improvisation and interpretation. And so far all the evidence suggest that this may well be the case of two consenting adults deciding to enjoy each other bodies for no other reason other than the fact, they enjoy each other’s body parts and seem to be able to do this very well in a confined space of an interior of an automobile.

However one thing is patently clear to me – what has a man “forcing” a woman to give him a blowjob have to do with corruption? My point is where exactly is the nexus? Let me put it another way: where is the connection between sex and contracts? And if there is no causal link between the act of giving a blow job or any other acts involving pengshan inducing body parts and the apparent act of corruption, then why is this man even put on trial in the first place? Where is the prima facie case? Coming to think of it how is it even possible for the judiciary to continue with this case without making an absolute mockery of the criminal justice system along with possibly fashioning itself into a national laughing stock.

Ladies and gentlemen – as you can now see for yourselves, we have cum to the very end of this discussion – there is really nothing else to discuss further. Now, can I please go back and write my love stories without ANY further interruptions? I thank you all so much.

Darkness 2012

Besides if you really want to know how shambolic and pear shaped the case has turned out please check this excellent essay out - http://wherebearsroamfree.blogspot.com/2012/10/was-no-gag-order-on-cecilia-sue.html

 

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“I am not a male chauvanist pig. I dont look down on women. I am not demeaning to them either. I am just telling it the way it is – you see this is what I mean by being totally comfortable in your own skin. Now because you’re deliberately doing it to attract attention, provoke outrage or even satisfying yourself. This is really how I see it.

But to be able to say these things – you really need to be your own man. So that is the man I am. I am a farmer. I am my own boss. If it succeeds or fails, it all boils down to me and no one else. I take responsibility for my life and whatever I say and write. A male chauvanist pig, men who look down on women along with demeaning them don’t do what I do.

And the highest level of responsibility is to know what is happening around you. This is why farmers call a spade a spade and nothing else. Farmers are very observant people, they have to be otherwise they will go out of business with the current price of crude palm oil.

I can understand why all you ladies along with everyone can only see this woman as confused, undecisive and even perhaps ridicolous at times. She is after all supposed to be star witness. The whole case hinges on just her testimony. And now its all turning to mud. Everyone has egg on their face. Even the judge is confused now and has decided to play Mr Prosecutor. I bet poor Sham is now feeling that this may cost him. This woman has done so many flip-flops, she’s just plain unreliable. That is what all of you see.

But you’re all missing one important detail – this woman is not stupid. She is the mythical lover. The purveyor of the perfect imitation of love. The first rule she learns when she is inducted into this order is to betray the herself completely, to obliterate it completely to attain state to do what needs to be done.

I don;t think…no sorry. I know such a woman doesn’t just flip flop for no reason. You see as the mythical lover everything is purposeful. But there are times when even the mythical lover gets tripped over by love itsef – that’s really an occupational hazard. Just like tight rope walkers who always seem so confident suddenly losing their balance momentarily – as the mythical lover is really in a very dangerous terrain called LOVE.

And love is a double edged sword – it can cut either way ladies. It’s even conceivable the mythical lover may have even lost her footing and fallen right into the very arms of the man who she was supposed to seduce. That is why ladies – when I say that it’s perfectly natural for a man under the right CONDITIONS to bend a woman down on the car bonnet lift up her skirt and bang away. And he and she will come away enjoying it and wishing along with fantasising for more isn’t really that far fetched at all.

But the right CONDITIONS needs to be there – this is the Mythical Lovers krytonite, this is the one that do’s him or her in faster than an arrow through the heart. Under the right CONDITIONS, the mythical lover can fall in love with the one he or she is supposed to hunt like the Ninja assasin, the courtesan with the poison spiked hairpin. Under the right CONDITIONS even the hunter can be the hunted.

As I mentioned earlier ladies LOVE is a very powerful medium – you think you’re at the very top of the game. But the game is really playing you all along. Like two ticks arguing about real estate on a dog. That’s how big love is. As never forget this for the mythical lover to be the mythical lover, he or she must know how to LOVE even before she takes the oath to betray herself to transform her into that courtesan who can supply the perfect immitation of love.

Ladies have you ever considered the implausibe, but yet very probable to the mythical lover? Have you all ever considered she is doing all this just to save him. This is really the only way. There is no other way, but this way.

This is why ladies I feel this really a matter that should not have really gone to the courts at all. It’s really a private matter between two consenting adults where one went in with his eyes open and the other just fell off the tight rope and became the ordinary woman that she really is.

It is really a private matter between two people. But now that it’s gone to town. I see alot of people with egg on their faces right now. Their bosses are probably screaming down the phone at them, “what the fuck are you all doing?” And that is only to be expected – as really how can they possibly be a match to the mythical lover.

She will find a way. And even if she doesn’t LOVE will find a way.”

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