Self Destruct Sequence Launch Codes

August 14, 2008

My Dear Friends,

 

Our intelligence unit informs us, we have been infiltrated. As a precautionary measure, I want the following servers to be set for self destruct sequence by 0450 GMT @ 15-08-08

 

These are launch codes for auto deletion shut down:

 

Follow the Instructions to launch SD code:

 

(A) Enable set B.

 

(B) Enter Code / Re-enter to authenticate.

 

(C) Press CONFIRM – two times. A message to reconfirm may appear again / overide it with the authentication code and reconfirm again.

 

(D) A box will appear under the tag – SELF DESTRUCT – press ENABLE and ROTATE the vice ANTI-CLOCKWISE till an amber light appears / computer will sound a verbal warning: “YOU HAVE SET SERVER TO SELF DESTRUCT MODE> PLEASE CONFIRM” / PRESS CTRL and ENTER BUTTON to authenticate / a signal confirm will sound and count down will commence.

 

Cerebus: 9239847092- 81 ALPHA
 

 

Totenkopf: 92309880-098 BETA

 

Gundam: 923329874-08 SIGMA

 

Inpemada: 92339823-07A DELTA

 

Illinois: 997237233-039 HOTEL

 

Imperial College: 99377332438-9937 ZEBRA

 

MIT: 99237072349 -23090 CHARLIE

 

Burn everything. Do not leave a single trace. Make sure there is absolutely nothing that they can use.

 

We are leaving the Singapore Blogosphere.

 

Regroup at sector 9903/0089/990 Strangelands / close APICS< ASICS< Strangelands< Intelligent Singaporean< ET1 to 8.

This message has been authenticated by The Interspacing Guild and originates from:

Harphoon – The Leader of the Brotherhood

3 Responses to “Self Destruct Sequence Launch Codes”

  1. Atomic Monkey said

    I cannot believe this is happening! How did it go so wrong Harphy boy?

    This is end of the game, you can only do it once.

    You know that don’t you?

  2. dotseng said

    Harphy,

    What is happening, I am scared.

    Dotty

  3. Atomic Monkey said

    TO K-PAX

    LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING HARPHY BOY SINCE YOU ARE NEW IN HOT SEAT. THOSE INTELLIGENCE BOYS IN THE EMC UNIT HAVE BEEN CONFUSED SINCE I KNEW THEM 3 YEARS AGO. THEY WERE CONFUSED THEN AS THEY ARE CONFUSED NOW. WE REGISTER NO C-BOTS, NO SIGNAL SPIKES, NO INTERFERENCE, NOTHING INFACT IN URBANA’S SITE.

    I’VE GONE THROUGH THE WHOLE PROG LIST WITH PUMPMAN. WE DIDNT EVEN SLEEP LAST NIGHT AND AT HOME NOW REVIEWING THE LAST EXCEL SPREADSHEETS UNDER A FAKE MC. WE STILL CANNOT FIND ANYTHING.

    I AM TELLING YOU. THIS WHOLE SIGNAL SPIKE COULD BE FROM THE RUSSIANS WHO HAVE BEEN SPAMMING THE SERVERS IN ATLANTA @ SIGMA 3 / THEY CAN GET THROUGH SO MY THEORY IS THEY ARE USING GAMING PLATFORMS TO LAUNCH AN ATTACK. WE ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE GETTING THE FALL OUT EVEN WC AND NORRATH IS GETTING THE FULL BLAST OF THE SHIT STORM.

    WE JUST NEED TO PUT IN ANOTHER LAYER OF FIRE WALL SECURITY. THERE IS NO NEED TO SD THE SERVERS! REPEAT: THERE IS NO NEED TO SD THE SERVERS!

    I AM REQUESTING AN EAM DIRECTLY FROM THE COUNCIL / I DO NOT HAVE ANY CONFIDENCE IN YOUR DECISION MAKING. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING HARPHY, YOU ARE A GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT TO ALL OF US. IF THIS HAPPENED IN DARKNESS SHIFT. HE WOULD HAVE PROBABLY GONE CYCLING. OR RIDE UP THE STORM BY PLAYING ALONG WITH IT. BUT YOU AND THAT IDIOT Y2K MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL OF THIS SECRET REPORT. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY FALSE ALARMS HAVE BEEN ISSUED OUT BY OUR EMC UNIT SINCE THEY WERE FORMED. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU EVEN TOOK THEIR ANALYSIS SERIOUSLY.

    MY TEAM IS STANDING BY FOR FURTHER RECONFIRMATION. WE ARE NOT GOING TO FOLLOW THIS DIRECTIVE.

    ATOMIC MONKEY

    ARRULLIAN PRO-CONSUL

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