Why I hope this volcano will keep on spewing shit

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This has to be a mini skirt, bc I am going night cycling – ask me why everyone who dabbles with stocks think they are Warren Buffet? That’s because none of them realize the market is weird. Fact of the matter is simply this: every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they’re smart – so you go figure out who is the really stupid one.

I checked into our super duper high security computer to seek some financial advice – use it mainly to perform complex calculations; here is the hand recognition sensor (it’s supposed to be able to recognize nearly 16 million different hand prints, though to be real honest with you; one day I just decided to put a photostat copy of my hand and guess what happened – so fuck you Germans!)

The way I see it everyone thinks airline stocks are lepers; I have a different point of view. And my logic is simple, the airline industry has showed as much innovation of ten dwarfs trying to change a light bulb. In short there is virtually no impetus to innovate or create new products except perhaps how to die sitting in economy class – and the reason for that is simple; they don’t want to work with trucks, railroads or even ships – in fact, the airline industry is a stand alone, that’s to say, they are actually one of the very few industries who believe they don’t need to cooperate with other logistical lines.

The way I see it this volcano shit is good; trust me. I am compiling all this on a custom made high performance touch screen computer the size of a table that we usually use for gaming (fuck you germans again for not incorporating a keyboard!) – they way I see it. This event will compel many of these complacent airlines to seek out mergers, alliances and allies to complement delivery reliability. The problem with the airline industry is many of them are so flabby there is virtually zero incentive to forge alliances. This is one reason why most investors consider them heart attack and high pressure stocks. After this many things are going to change.

That in a nutshell is why I believe this industry is set to fly to renewed heights after this whole volcano shit blows over – just wished it continued for a while longer though.

There is nothing better than a dose of humility to bring down the heavies.

Darkness 2010 – The Brotherhood Press 2010

DISCLOSURE: The author has positions in LCC

Why does everything have to be conceptualized, designed and built in Germany; why not ship all those people here so that we can copy them?

Darkness 2010

Recent conversation captured by the Interspacing Mercantile Guild in Primus Aldentes Prime – The Brotherhood Press 2010