Ten possible reasons why 3 giant alien spaceships will be landing in the padang in 1212

December 27, 2010

Three giant spaceships are heading towards Earth. The largest one of them is 240 kilometers wide. Two others are smaller. At present, the objects are beyond the orbit of Pluto.

The spaceships were detected by HAARD search system. The system, based in Alaska, was designed to study the phenomenon of northern lights. According to SETI researchers, the objects are nothing but extraterrestrial spaceships. They will be visible in optical telescopes as soon as they reach Mars’s orbit. The US government has been reportedly informed about the event. The ships will reach Earth in December 2012.Source: Pravda

Ten possible reasons why 3 giant alien spaceships will be landing in the padang in 1212

1. LKY just happens to be an alien elder disguised as a human(he even looks like one of them).You want proof? Why do you think he keeps insulting the human species?

2. Mas Selamat did not actually escape from Whitley Hall. He was abducted by little green men, now he has escaped back to earth and they want him back.

3. The aliens heard from Wikileaks that Singapore’s MFA talking heads have been snitching behind their backs, so they are coming to plug the leak.

4. We insulted the Gods of the aliens by allowing Las Vegas Sands at the Marina to build something that resembles too closely the ancient ruins of Stonehenge.

5. LTA has been erecting too many ERP’s and alien radio signals are jammed, so they are coming to tear them down.

6. They think that PAP stands for Pro Alien Party.

7. They think that we are actually aliens stranded on earth descended from that other ancient alien race that once vanished mysteriously in Atlantis. Since we have been underwater so many times in Orchard Rd – there can be doubt that we are all related to the Atlantians, so they aren coming to take us all back home.

8. They are coming to Singapore to learn more about space management – as even they cannot figure out how we can possibly fit 6 million people into our city state without looking like sardines.

9. They can’t figure how someone like Eunice Olsen with no brain can be a MP. They want to find out how many brainless wonders are running the govt.

10. They don’t understand how 6 out of 10 Singaporeans and residents believe that Temasek Review is a genuine independent site and not funded and operated by the Govt as a covert site – the aliens think we are all fucking stupid not to see the obvious and they want to vat our brains!   

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“I told you all to pay your subscription on time. God knows I tried. But no, you all didn’t want to listen to me. You all said, they weren’t real and now they’re coming….”

Intercepted by an auto-bot from a gaming outpost located in Belarus @ 1625 GMT 24-12-10 / The Brotherhood Press 2010

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