“Barisan Nasional will lose the next GE” Part 2

August 29, 2011

Let me be perfectly honest with you…is it Mr third stage Navigator?

Let’s just dispense with the formalities. You can call me Navee. Why don’t you begin by sharing with me the exact nature of your problem.

You see it’s like this Navee. I really don’t know how to deliver your message to the decision makers. I am not shitting you Navee. I don’t even know where to begin – without coming across as a bloody fool that is. You see its like this Navee. You guys don’t even have a physical presence! You don’t even have a postal address! All you have is an imaginary HQ called Primus Aldentes Prime, that just happens to be like a man made death star. You know like the one in that movie……

Star Wars?

Exactly Navee. Look here, let me introduce you to someone higher up the food chain and maybe you can convince him?

Thats not necessary. As far as we are concerned the message has already been delivered. Look here, you’re new at this so let me give you a crash course on how this usually goes down – consider this, someone in the food chain comes across the transcript of this conversation – now that person, who I imagine is in all likelihood a bottom feeder is probably going to say to himself when he comes across our cloak and dagger tete a tete- “hello, hello, what do we have here?” In all probability, he’s not going to run the risk of being accused of sleeping on the job, as what’s written here may very well turn out to be kosher intelligence then again, it could be smoke and mirrors – but my point is, that bottom feeder is not going to just keep it in the KIV tray – so what will probably happen is, he would refer it to his superior and so on and so forth – that’s how it usually goes up the food chain to finally find the man who signs off on the Bukit Bintang Sentral MRT deal.

You people have done this before haven’t you?

Let’s just say, we prefer quiet diplomacy to standing up on a soap box and shouting at the top of our voice to get heard. Don’t you think that’s a better way to respect ones friends?


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