Last Night’s Dream – a tree and a dog.

Tree: I love you farmer.

Darkness: I love you too tree.

Tree: Tell us wise farmer, are you the Devil as the villagers say?

Darkness: No.

Tree: Might you then be a God?

Darkness: No.

Tree: What about an angel?

Darkness: No.

Tree: What are you then?

Darkness: I am the awaken.

The Suriman Tales – The Brotherhood Press 2012

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Dobermann to master: “Hey farmer! Hey loser, I am talking to you don’t walk away from me! I guard your sorry arse 24/7 and I want some respect! You know canine rights like human rights! It’s Sunday boss. And Sunday is the day we usually go for a trek and a spot of fishing. Besides, I need sex farmer. I need to perpetuate my species lineage, so where’s the girlfriend you promised me? And another thing, don’t go mix my food with goat feed, don’t think I don’t know what you’re doing here farmer – feeding me shit, that’s what you’re doing farmer, trying to ekk out the most from a little cheap skate. Just you remember, I am watching you! Do you hear me farmer?”