Why the policeman who got a supersonic blow job shouldn’t even be on trial!

September 28, 2012

You know, I can put up with many things – I can put up with even compulsive liars, congenital cheats, delusional people etc. Providing it’s done well enough to cum across as believable and convincing. My standards are so incredibly lax and forgiving that I don’t even expect all the bits of the story to hold up to scrutiny.

But I draw the line when the testimony of a woman insults the sexual IQ of every man in Singapore along presuming super powers concerning certain body parts that we all happen to know very well.

Please. I am not trying to be offensive. Only let us all try to be anatomically and biologically correct. Let us for one moment suspend belief for what we have all read and heard about this baffling case of a woman who is forced to do things against her will. 

I know this may be difficult. As sex is a funny thing where one can easily confuse the sex lives of others for one’s own. That could incidently also supply an explanation as to why ‘SEX’ is the most Googled word in blogoland – but just consider the incredulity of the following statements and ask yourself – how much sense does this testimony make?

“He wanted sex in parked cars and would force her head to his groin.” OK that part, I can understand. After all even car manufacturers these days concede to that reality of the human condition – otherwise, what can account for cup holders, reclining seats and of course the ubiquitious Kleenex in every car.

But the statement that really takes the cake is this: “…She said the sex acts lasted from “split seconds” to minutes.”  Now this part, I can’t understand at all – how is that even possible? Are you telling me that she has a mouth that is capable of giving a man a blow job that surpasses even the speed of sound? Is it really possible for this woman or for that matter any woman to give a man or for that matter any man a supersonic blow job? If that were to happen let me just tell you a few things that are likely to happen according to the laws of physics – first of all, unless this occured in a Soviet era armored plated tank with an industrial suspension. ANY automobile fitted with standard issued springs would probably be vibrating so vigorously that it would probably have enough kinetic energy to fly right out of the car park, do a fly past twice around the padang and cum to land within the grounds of the Istana within a “split second.” In short what she said is a scientific, biological and anatomical impossibility. This woman’s testimony even makes the Kamasutra look like an instruction manual for a toaster. FACT: No woman can make a man cum within a split second – anymore than you can expect to get a climax, if you put your dick into a blender. Don’t be silly!  

Coupled to this already mind boggling story where one has to be already so open minded that one’s brain is probably spilling out “The 36-year-old married mother of one said she did not like being forced to perform the act.” Let me understand this for what it is. She doesn’t like to be regularly face fucked in a car. Yet she puts herself in the very position where any reasonable woman who has already been forced to suck a man’s dick would know that the probability of getting face fucked again is as close to 100%, if not a mathematical certainty. Do you now see how this woman is so cunning and ruthless that she is even prepared to lie to save her own hide?

Of Ng’s requests for oral sex, she said: “I was irritated but didn’t want to offend him as he’s a high-ranking officer.” Again this makes absolutely no sense to me at all. She was “irritated.” As some of you men may already know – this hardly requires any elaboration. As getting irritated is something that really only applies to not being able to find the car keys when one needs to get out of the house pronto – getting irritated may even apply when has to regularly deal with pesky car coupon aunties that keep on giving me a ticket. But apparently she was just “irritated,” it seems after being face fucked forcibly.  

But of all the self incriminating statements – this woman claims to be able to perform the impossible – she is able to perform a supersonic blow job to deliver five chili satisfaction within “split seconds.” Added further, she had continued to see him again. As he had apologized after the first time. She even thought someone of his stature would keep his word.

Let me understand this for what it is – this woman has been forcibly faced fucked against her will – and actually expects all of us to believe that she carried on meeting him as she thought he was a man who would keep his word?????? Let me paraphrase. She actually believes that this will not happen again???????????????

Look here lah – I have to go to the field now. And I really don’t have time to indulge in dissecting tangled sheet tales. So let me cum directly to the point at roughly the speed of a motorized wheelchair. As even I find it uphill to cum to the point within a split second . There is no doubt in my mind. No doubt whatsoever Gentlemen. That this woman obviously thinks that every man in Singapore has a sexual IQ of 5 below idiot or hasn’t even taken the trouble to get acquianted with his own plumbing  – she actually believes we are all dumb, stupid and probably don’t know our dicks from our knee caps.

And that my friends is the truth and nothing but the truth – you can’t blame me after all, I am a farmer and all I am really doing here is calling a spade a spade.

Darkness 2012

“Whatever a man does with his dick during his free time providing it’s consensual is his own business. It may be morally questionable. But it’s hardly a crime. This is really how I see it. Man and woman goes out for drinks. One thing leads to another. Both know what they are getting into. Whether it is morally or ethically right is not the issue here. What remains cogent here is this may have all the set pieces of sex in exchange for favors. But things can be deceptive.

Can anyone please tell me how the charge of corruption can possibly stand up without falling down like a drunkard after the self incriminating testimony from this ridicolous woman? You all don’t see the contradictions, do you?

And it gives me no pleasure to say this. But it seems in this forum. There are many who are inclined to reach a conclusion based on the path of least resistance. And the reason why all of you believe this is because none of you understand how even something as benign as womanhood can be transformed into a weapon – this is still a mystery to all of you. An unopened chapter in your lives.

Hey don’t get angry – I am just telling you all the truth – farmer’s have immunity to call a spade a spade. Understand this! A man just doesnt grab a woman’s hair and say suck it! What you’re looking at is the thunderclap and not the lightning – ask yourself a simple question: what transpire BEFORE this alleged act? What did they say ? What was hinted? Suggested? Let me put it another way. Let’s say one of you sisterfuckers who like to call me names decided to invite me over for dinner. As you probably want to put some rat poison into my food for intruding into this forum and threatening to shut it down!

Let’s just say that I was there. Let’s just say your mom is a MILF 5 chili pucker lips hot type – now think to yourself – would I just like grab your mummy by the hair when she’s all alone in the kitchen and say to her – suck my cock!

Let me tell you why no ladies man would ever do that. Because all your mummy needs to do, if it could fit that is, is clamp her jaws shut like a doberman – and poof! There goes the family jewels, there goes your rod of joy. Your DIY home entertainment kit. From now onwards you have to get used to pissing through a straw like an eunuch. You see this how a ladies man thinks. He’s always making trade off’s. Besides your mummy could go to the police and he would be toasted. None of you sisterfuckers think like that because half the time you’re either secretly masturbating to online porn or commiting mental rape on the MRT when you look at a girl with a short skirt. And try to figure out whether it’s a good idea to smile at her – and how to do it without coming across as a crazed stalker. To put it in plain simple Farmer’s language. None of you have fucked enough women to really know what it takes to create the RIGHT conditions where its agreeable and even perfectly natural for a man to grab a womans hair and to say to her suck my cock!

The truth hurts doesn’t. I can see now that this entire forum is now so silent. When only just a while ago, there was a wall of noise. Well you all better get used to it. As I haven’t even began yet. None of you know how LOVE or a perfect imitation of LOVE can be weapon. Just as people who seldom travel by air bother about air miles. Those who do – just know that it pays to collect as much of it as you can. They know. So today let me tell you why I don’t believe that lying Cobra’s sob sob…”he forced me lah!” Let me also show you how little all of you fucks know about a woman when even she can create just the right CONDITIONS for a man to grab her and say, suck my cock!

You see the relationship between the grabber and the grabee is not so simple.

Let me show you how those CONDITIONS can be created by a woman. Let’s say that when I went for this dinner in your house – your mummy leaned my way revealing her 34D papaya’s when she ladled another slice of cheesecake on my plate. Let’s say your mama even looked funny at farmer. You have never seen her behave like that before. Or take so long to eat a banana before which she did when moving over to the seat next to farmer. At first you don’t understand it – how could you? Remember you haven’t fucked past that magic number of women in your life before. You probably fucked a couple. And even then the magic gates of manhood didn’t really open – there were no trumpeting angels – the ground did not shake – it’s still a big mystery to you.

Let’s say your mama even snuggled up close to farmer after dinner. We are in the living room now. Mama has her legs curled up on the sofa, she’s looking all funny at farmer. You wondering to yourself how long does it take for her to chomp down that banana that she still has. You notice farmer looking at her all funny as well. You seem to be the only one watching TV.

Now under those conditions that I have just described. Dont be surprised if mama said it’s time to kiss teddy and hit the sack now. And its all dark in your room. You lying in bed. Dont be surprise if you hear a loud voice, “suck my cock!” Of course you would never think it came from your own living room. How could you? The world is after all so simple to all of you sisterfuckers who think that you rule the internet isn’t it? You don’t see the nuances. You are not even aware of it.

My point is this. What conditions made it possible for a man to say to a woman. Suck my cock!

But let’s say if I went for dinner to another house. Whose a Christian here? OK, your mama will do. Let say you all invited farmer over. First thing when the door opens is farmer is greeted by a 9 by 5 stainless steel crucifix. Mama even ask farmer to give thanks…so he rattles off something like, “may the Lord make us thankful for whatever we are about to receive.” Though deep down farmer knows he aint going to get anything after dessert that night. Now let say you turned in. Now you could hear alot of things coming from the living room – “I’ve seen the light!” – but it just ain’t that light that all of us want to see when we are busy humping to get there before we need to see the chiropractor. Nothing is going to happen. Farmer will probably go back and masturbate.

Now in this case those CONDITIONS did not exist. Dinner was only dinner. Probably the last for farmer in that house.

Do you understand what I am talking about? Why has this man and his family been made to suffer in this manner. Has anyone even given any thought to his poor wife and kids or even what type of life he may have in Singapore when all this is over? Has anyone even perhaps thought that it could have happened to even the best husband, best civil servant, best of the best. Where is the justice in all this?

When even before all this begins, there is already the presumption that what this woman said is the truth. She may be able to fool every single person in the court room. But I happen to be a man of the world. She ain’t fooling me at all. You see I am not like the rest of you people who just make noise in the internet day and night – or get titilated over tangled sheet tales like nuns blushing when they secret surf porn.

I know what CONDITIONS must exist for a man to even say to a woman, suck my cock! As a farmer. I am businessman. And as a business I know only too well how a woman can be fashioned into a crowbar to prize open the door to a man’s weakness.

I am mindful of this weapon in the form of an intelligent, attractive and unassuming woman in the way that I know that when a Geisha has been trained to supply a perfect imitation of love.

As many of my enemies have used this strategy against me. As I have used it against them. I know the specifications of this weapons system. A weapon where to be proficient it in; the practioner must first learn to betray himself and everything he or she believes in – to be perfect mythical lover, the courtesan – the purveyor of remembrance of things past.

Now one more time please, if you all don’t mind. Are you all telling me that the MAN created these CONDITIONS without the woman playing any part in it? You mean he just grabbed her out of the blue and said, say hello to Mr Dicky Dally? You see that’s how little you know of setting the right CONDITIONS before that sort of talk can even transpire between two people. Wonder no more why most people in this forum can’t seem to get laid unless they prepared to get cancer of the wallet.

I know this aspect of warcraft. I know this well. All I see here is a woman who has successfully weaponized her beauty with knowledge afore thought to procure favors by every possible means. This is her mission. Where seduction is the skeleton key that opens up all the doors. It could happen to you. It could also happen to me. But it will almost invariably happen to men who claim that they value fidelity in their marriage above all else. This is the nature of the weapon, it is hard as tungsten steel wrapped in a soft textured cloth that is soft as a baby’s bottom – harmless yet deadly – reposed yet purposeful. As when you make a claw with your hand and stick your nails out like talons. That is what it is, a weapon that if used correctly can strike right into the heart of any man and cause him to even lose himself. He will of course try to fight it, at first. But he can never last, if the practioner in the art of supplying a perfect immitation of love knows his or her warcraft at the highest level.

This is the art of war.

I see a married man who has lost his head momentarily. I see a woman who knows the practical realities of how competitive her industry is – how even the self has to be relegated to something as rudimentary as a tool – if she wants to aspire to the top of this capitalist nirvana. In this world everything and anything is possible. Merchants of convenience abound. Every has a pruce. Morality is malleable as the profit motive obliterates all else, except the goal. In this world where everything is tradable, negotiatable and can be parlayed – let us all not be naive and believe that giving a first class blow job can’t get you one step higher in the game. Let’s not just believe that she is the classical damsel in distress who found herself suddenly wandering into the darkest reaches of the woods where big bad wolves live. As that is not what it is.

It is far more complicated….”

Captured very recently in a thread in Ekunaba

All I can say to you Mr Ng is hold your head up high. In my book, you have done nothing wrong – it’s the system that should be ashamed of itself and not you. Never ever forget that!”

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