Herbivore man

I am always alone. Even on those rare occasions when I make an effort to socialise – I am always alone. Not long ago when I found myself in the company of some women who kept pestering me why is it I am always alone….I told them that I’ve decided to be a herbivore man.

I finally have an excuse to be alone…..I am a herbivore man…as I prefer to eat grass.

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‘I think if I call myself a herbivore person…even if I am not. Most people will not have any problem believing me….as I am always alone.’