How to deal with conmen

Today two conmen tried to pull a fast one on me. Midway thru the conversation I told them….OK. Sold!…I am going to write a cheque now. But before I do so, it is my solemn duty to inform you all based on the business principle of full disclosure – you are dealing with a senior representative of the order of the illuminati….before I could continue further. They both scooted away…one of them bolted so fast he went right out of the window (that’s the first for even me)…and presumably they are now driving off at full speed to where they came from.

Indeed there is a very profound moral to this story….but I think its best that I leave it to you.