Dumb criminals

This afternoon while driving along a deserted plantation stretch of road. I came across a man lying on the middle of the road. I did not get out of my car. As I observed something very funny about the whole scene, first it was staged to look as if it was an accident….as a motorbike was lying on the side of the road. But how could the body be lying at a perfect right angles to the road?

The problem in the kampung is too many criminals watch looney tunes cartoons – they actually believe that life is so straight forward and simple that if they fake a scene. A Good Samaritan would actually step out and all they have to do is sneak out from a nearby bush and wallop them over the head with a stick and proceed to rob them.

But what if they choose to drive right on?